wat is d diffrnce

wat is d diffrnce
wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1052 views       Funny

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I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing
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Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend
Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro, ladki chhedo SENDAL se mat daro,har ladki ko PRAPOS karo inkar se na daro,GITA me likha he karm karo PHAL ki chinta mat karo.
Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.
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Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!