wat is d diffrnce

wat is d diffrnce
wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1193 views       Funny

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Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.
Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeJab aasu bhare aakho meDukh ka sagar Umad AayeTum Sirf itna he kehana..........A GANPAT, CHAL DARU LA..
Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...
If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the ing message..Others scroll down ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..........!!
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Smjh Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H
Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.
Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -
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Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss
See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.