Ek aadmi ne apne

Ek aadmi ne apne
Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.
  

Jan, 13 2012     103 chars (1 sms)     830 views       Funny

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