Khuda ne JAb tujhe

Khuda ne JAb tujhe bAnaya hoga,Confusion ka Moment Aya HogA,KAbi Donkey to KAbi Monkey ChAha hoga,End me Dono ka Mix PAsand aya hoga.!

Jan, 13 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 1039 views Funny

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if a wife cries

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A baby fish asked

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You are one of the most

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Which is d most

Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

2eyes r best frnds

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Whats Karan Johar

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Khuda ne JAb tujhe

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