Khuda ne JAb tujhe

Khuda ne JAb tujhe
Khuda ne JAb tujhe bAnaya hoga,Confusion ka Moment Aya HogA,KAbi Donkey to KAbi Monkey ChAha hoga,End me Dono ka Mix PAsand aya hoga.!
  

Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1085 views       Funny

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