Khuda ne JAb tujhe

Khuda ne JAb tujhe
Khuda ne JAb tujhe bAnaya hoga,Confusion ka Moment Aya HogA,KAbi Donkey to KAbi Monkey ChAha hoga,End me Dono ka Mix PAsand aya hoga.!
  

Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1100 views       Funny

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Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....
SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai!!!!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! Kya Karu? Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"
dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera
Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS