karo shri ganpati

karo shri ganpati
karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
  

Jan, 14 2012     58 chars (1 sms)     2027 views       Funny

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karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!
rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well