karo shri ganpati

karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

Jan, 14 2012 58 chars (1 sms) 2094 views Funny

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The last fight

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To b happy with

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Hey can u do

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Whenever u have

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A student attached

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Lips jab lips se

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Never run behind

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First Person: My

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