karo shri ganpati

karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

Jan, 14 2012 58 chars (1 sms) 1987 views Funny

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.

Har mard ki life dekho toWithout shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

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Nazar mili usse jab wo akeli thi , dosti hui to wo meri saheli thi, pyar hua to wo ek paheli thi, Shadi hui to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.

Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking? .......Fathers day!

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

I cnt msg u til nxt 2weeks i m going2 USA nothin special sala Bush ne 3monthSe wite house ka rent nahi diya,vasul karna hai!

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