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Flirting is the only
Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references
  
Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     992 views       Funny

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subah ko yaad
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Boys have fun by
Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry 4 few minutes Girl hav fun by loving boys, Then boy cry 4 life time! Funny but it's fact
What is diff
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Wat is difference
Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u!
A student attached
A student attached a Rs 100 note on his test paper and wrote,"Rs 1 for 1 point."Next day he got his paper back and Rs 56 in change
The Japanese have
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
loyal & faithful partner
loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
Never think of the past
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
College is for knowledge,
College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, Life is for wife, but wife is a knife which cuts your life, So never choose your wife in college life..
Only True frenz
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A Fantastic ad in
A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...!

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