Flirting is the only

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

Jan, 13 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 899 views Funny

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Emotional Comedy:Dil ko

Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi

Whats Karan Johar

Whats Karan Johar up to?K3G: Love ur parents.KHNH: Love ur neighbors.KANK: Luv others wife.& nowDostana: Love the Same Gender!

Never run behind

Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!

Alibaba or 40 chor

Alibaba or 40 chor the AbAlibaba or 30 Chor ho gye Pucho q?ThinkRecession boss!10 chorKo nikal Diya

A Couple- Before

A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!

The Japanese have

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Teachers are those

Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

rat 2 baje

rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well

************** Give one english

************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? "I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************"

Forest king Virappan

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

To b happy with

To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.

Have a horrible day without

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

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