Flirting is the only

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

Jan, 13 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 991 views Funny

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Wife hints 2

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..

Do u know similarity

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

Wats d diff btwn Pongal

Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2

Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo

Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.

Keep all ur troubles

Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…

i love U ilove U

i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha

An optimist is a guy

An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.

1 Bhakt Ashram

1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! Kya Karu? Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!

Behind every successful man,

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

A small argument betwn

A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse

Once god came

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

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Flirting is the only

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