Flirting is the only

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

Jan, 13 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 960 views Funny

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Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well

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Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!

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