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Jan, 13 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1180 views       Funny

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Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
A motorist hits a sparrow.He tuk d unconscious bird,put in a cage wid bread n water.Bird wakes up,luks around n screamsSALAKHENMyGod,I hv killed d motorist
If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..
Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -
Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"
Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?
A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .
Hum bhi smart..Aap bhi smart..Hum bhi Gud Looking..Aap bhi Gud Looking..Bus 1 Chota sa fark hai...Hum DIL se saaf,Aap DIMAAG se.
i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill'
Shhhh. Dont go outside. Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour, please I am again warning you please and dont be so loud .. The dog catching van is on duty!!!
A prsn who surrenders whn he's wrong, is honest. A prsn who surrenders whn nt sure,is wise. A prsn who surrenders evn whn he's rite, he's husband !