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Love Starts Frm Eyes Grows With Gifts Ends With Tears But 2day LoVe Starts 4m Mobiles Grows Wth Balance Ends Wth Numbr BUSY

Jan, 13 2012 123 chars (1 sms) 1118 views Funny

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First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis

Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd Wat makes ur teeth shine? 'Harpic'or 'domex

Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.

Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss

Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!

KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…

Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"

A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai

I cnt msg u til nxt 2weeks i m going2 USA nothin special sala Bush ne 3monthSe wite house ka rent nahi diya,vasul karna hai!

From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..

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