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Jan, 13 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1970 views       Funny

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CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!
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I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u" Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too..v, x , y , z !!
Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...
Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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