Love Starts Frm

Love Starts Frm
Love Starts Frm Eyes Grows With Gifts Ends With Tears But 2day LoVe Starts 4m Mobiles Grows Wth Balance Ends Wth Numbr BUSY
  

Jan, 13 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1994 views       Funny

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Guide: Welcome 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat even 20 supersonic jets cant b heard. Now may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we can hear d falls
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.
Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar
Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"
Q kiSike khyalo me khoya jaye?Q kiSiki yado me roya jaye?iS dunya k jhamele me padna hi bekar, Aaj SunDay he chalo jibhar k Soya jaye...!Happy SunDay...!
One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!
A kid went 2school 4the first time.Teacher told her ifu had 2 go 2 Toilet,raise ur index finger.Kid is puzzled n asks,Thats going 2 stop it?
Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"
There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage