Love Starts Frm

Love Starts Frm
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Jan, 13 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     970 views       Funny

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Hum bhi smart..Aap bhi smart..Hum bhi Gud Looking..Aap bhi Gud Looking..Bus 1 Chota sa fark hai...Hum DIL se saaf,Aap DIMAAG se.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..
Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it"s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I"m playing cards and we"ve misplaced the JOKER."""
************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? "I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************"