Love Starts Frm

Love Starts Frm
Love Starts Frm Eyes Grows With Gifts Ends With Tears But 2day LoVe Starts 4m Mobiles Grows Wth Balance Ends Wth Numbr BUSY
  

Jan, 13 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1175 views       Funny

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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
A BusinessMan ExpLaining The Reason For Having Two Wives....!@!--!@! MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... & Competition... ImProves Service...
I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!
% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % Kya Dekh rahe ho Machhar hai mar do...
Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha
Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.