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Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"
  

Jan, 13 2012     89 chars (1 sms)     971 views       Funny

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Women claim that all gud men are married, while all wives complain about their lousy husbands.This proves that there is no such thing as a gud man!
MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.
There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Do you know which is the oldest animal in the world??Give up??Well its,Zebra - Coz its still Black and White n not in Color!
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............
Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
Fact of Millennium Whnevr u Throw a Stone in d Streets of Chennai or Banglore,It'll Surely HitA Dog...or..An ENGINEER!
A BusinessMan ExpLaining The Reason For Having Two Wives....!@!--!@! MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... & Competition... ImProves Service...