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Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"

Jan, 13 2012 89 chars (1 sms) 868 views Funny

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Despite the Old

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I saw six men

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.

Sometime my mind asks

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Q : what is the

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Never run behind

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Marriage is a three

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1 Bhakt Ashram

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If A Boy Givs

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No matter how

No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

Q :- How do you

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