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Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"

Jan, 13 2012 89 chars (1 sms) 876 views Funny

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Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

A BusinessMan ExpLaining The Reason For Having Two Wives....!@!--!@! MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... & Competition... ImProves Service...

You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !

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