When sadness fills ur heart.. When tears flow in ur eyes.. Always remember 3 things..1. Im wit u2. U have money3. Bar is open.So lets go..

teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,

Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai!!!!

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!

Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!

One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .

Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.