What's the difference

What's the difference
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
  

Jan, 14 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     985 views       Funny

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