What's the difference

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Jan, 14 2012 153 chars (1 sms) 1010 views Funny

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Reality is an illusion

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Full Form of Girl

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I ve written nice

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Luv and Kuch

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

What is Education

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if a wife cries

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Do u know wat is

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Apki 'smile' ne

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When sadness fills

When sadness fills ur heart.. When tears flow in ur eyes.. Always remember 3 things..1. Im wit u2. U have money3. Bar is open.So lets go..

Apni raah par

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Defination of a NURSE

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Wisest thought of the

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