Prayer of an ideal

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Prayer of an ideal
Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law
  
Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1028 views       Funny

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