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Aik Mandir main
Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?
  
Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1028 views       Funny

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Apki 'smile' ne
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Always keep a picture
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Behind every successful
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Hai tu agar mera
Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
When words fails
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karo shri ganpati
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If U sneeze once,
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