Aik Mandir main

Aik Mandir main
Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1041 views       Funny

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