Behind every successful

Behind every successful
Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!
  

Jan, 13 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     794 views       Funny

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Honey Said,"I'm D Sweetest In D World".God Laughed & Said, "Wait, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis sMs"Moral-"Even God Lie'
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