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Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies? A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies & Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.

Jan, 13 2012 130 chars (1 sms) 890 views Funny

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Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…

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