Wats d diff btwn

Wats d diff btwn
Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies? A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies & Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.
  

Jan, 13 2012     130 chars (1 sms)     816 views       Funny

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