If Reliance group launches

If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..

Jan, 13 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 804 views Funny

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