Marriage is a three

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Jan, 13 2012 82 chars (1 sms) 919 views Funny

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Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..

U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

Har mard ki life dekho toWithout shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

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