Marriage is a three

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Jan, 13 2012 82 chars (1 sms) 854 views Funny

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Wife se love kro,No life wthout wifeWife achhi hoti hai use pyar krna chahiye.Wife k prati wafadar aur imandar raho"WIFE KISKI HAI?"does not matter

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Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!

10% of road accidents r due to drunken driving Which makes it logical stmt dat 90% of accidents r due to driving without drinking!

kya aap ko pata hai ki es duniya me ek dil sirf aapike liya dhadakta hai aur o dil kiska hai? aapika aur kiska.

Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

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Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

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