A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--

ALCOHOLcontains FEMALE HORMONESProof:After drinkng, men gain weighttalk unnecesarilyBcome extra emotional& start fighting wthout any reason

A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!

mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Q kiSike khyalo me khoya jaye?Q kiSiki yado me roya jaye?iS dunya k jhamele me padna hi bekar, Aaj SunDay he chalo jibhar k Soya jaye...!Happy SunDay...!

Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata haki AAJ KE DIN mobile Band rakhe KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kar sakti hai Purush janhit me jari.

Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...

What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the