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Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry 4 few minutes Girl hav fun by loving boys, Then boy cry 4 life time! Funny but it's fact

Jan, 13 2012 135 chars (1 sms) 1413 views Funny

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I've written a

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Light can replace

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Scientists are trying

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I love "u"

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