Telling A Lie Is

Telling A Lie Is
Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..
  

Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     838 views       Funny

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