How to catch

How to catch
How to catch squirrels? Its simple.. First climb tree, Second Wait there! Squirrels will come in search of you! Coz they love Nutz!
  

Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     938 views       Funny

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************** Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile, Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile. **************
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One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!