When u feel sad....

When u feel sad....
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     178 chars (2 sms)     959 views       Funny

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