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I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far

Jan, 14 2012 149 chars (1 sms) 978 views Funny

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Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..

Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,magar 1 baat reh reh kar sathati hai.Teri grl frnd rakhti kai karva choth,or har baar umar meri kyu badh jati hai.

Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .

Har mard ki life dekho toWithout shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

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