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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”

Jan, 13 2012 170 chars (2 sms) 971 views Funny

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When hand stop..

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Whats Karan Johar

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Men want 3qualities

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Fathr to son

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Kitne din ho gaye

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Some one.......miss u

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