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Monday went on
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
  
Jan, 14 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     922 views       Funny

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How do you express
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Ek ladka ek ladki k
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Guide: Welcome 2
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Question-What is the
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When a Man Opens
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Keep all ur troubles
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Hum bhi smart
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I want to Share
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