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Monday went on
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
  
Jan, 14 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     941 views       Funny

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ek din Tarzan
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The three dreams
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Love Starts Frm
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Advertisement of a beauty
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Not every flower
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Wife- i will die
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Never think of the past
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In the corridor
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Ever since I
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