Jis tarha heere ko

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Jis tarha heere ko
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…
  
Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     919 views       Funny

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