Jis tarha heere ko

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

Jan, 13 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 1001 views Funny

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Class rooms are like Train:1st 2 benches r Executive coaches- Reservd 4 VIP!Middle 2 r General cmprtmnt! &Last 2 are Sleeper class!!

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A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!

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