Ek yug tha jab log

Ek yug tha jab log
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
  

Jan, 13 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     840 views       Funny

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