Laila ki shadi mey

Laila ki shadi mey
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1054 views       Funny

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Chinto aur Banto Zidd kar rahe the k Mokeyi dekhna hai, Mai ne Tumhare Ghar ka address bata dia hai Wo agar aayein to 2,3 JUMP maar dena Bache hain Khush ho jainge.
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
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Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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