Laila ki shadi mey

Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!

Jan, 13 2012 101 chars (1 sms) 1067 views Funny

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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

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rat 2 baje

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Thngs in Boys room

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How can one reduce

How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.

PLEASE DON'T SEND

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Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!

Best punishment dat

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me aur meri tanhayee

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Tumhaara intezaar karte

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sharab hai to

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Hum honge fully

Hum honge fully pass hum honge fully pass Hum honge fully PASS EK DIN Ho....Ho Likhte hai BAKWAS per university pe hai VISHAWAS Vo karenge hum ko PASS ek din.

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