Laila ki shadi mey

Laila ki shadi mey
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     974 views       Funny

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