KOI DOSTI ME

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KOI DOSTI ME
KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…
  
Jan, 13 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     926 views       Funny

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Scientists are trying
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
Height of Unemployment
Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"
10% of road accidents
10% of road accidents r due to drunken driving Which makes it logical stmt dat 90% of accidents r due to driving without drinking!
Chaand Ko Guroor
Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki, Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai , Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai...Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!
How do you express
How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"
loyal & faithful partner
loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
Have u ever seen
Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.
ONCE UPON A TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
You know biggest
You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!
The last fight
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
Wife hints 2
Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..
U r d 1 whos so
U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

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