KOI DOSTI ME

KOI DOSTI ME
KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…
  

Jan, 13 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     751 views       Funny

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