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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

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An optimist is a guy

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Why do men spend

Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!

A boy wrote Luv letter

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What is Education

What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."

PLEASE DON'T SEND

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ishq ke saamunder

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

Never think of the past

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When i was sad

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