Question-What is the

Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."

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First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis

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Namaskar Agar Dharti

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Who walks wth

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if I was a Painter

if I was a Painter u wud b myPaintng if I was an Authoru wud b my Story if I was a Poetu wud b myPoem bt un4tunatly I'm a Cartoonist.

once a ant and

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