ALCOHOLcontains FEMALE

ALCOHOLcontains FEMALE
ALCOHOLcontains FEMALE HORMONESProof:After drinkng, men gain weighttalk unnecesarilyBcome extra emotional& start fighting wthout any reason
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     733 views       Funny

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