LADKIYAN nahi to

LADKIYAN nahi to
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1123 views       Funny

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