LADKIYAN nahi to

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar

Jan, 13 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 994 views Funny

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