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LADKIYAN nahi to
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar
  
Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1204 views       Funny

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