Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo

Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo
Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.
  

Jan, 13 2012     148 chars (1 sms)     928 views       Funny

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