Namaskar ! Jago baalak

Namaskar ! Jago baalak
Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1146 views       Funny

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You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
************** Aapki yaad mein meine kalam uthai, Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai. Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen us tasveer ko, par vo toh bachcho ko daranye ke kaam aayi. **************
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,
Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh…
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
Without u ,life is black and white Without u ,the world is no hops no light Without u t can't go left or right Without u i lose my sight Thank u my glasses