Namaskar ! Jago baalak

  1. SMS Messages
  2. Funny
  3. Namaskar ! Jago baalak
Namaskar ! Jago baalak
Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.
  
Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1189 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

There are 8 ways
There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
If u r married
If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the ing message..Others scroll down ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..........!!
Mon to Sun,
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Q kiSike khyalo
Q kiSike khyalo me khoya jaye?Q kiSiki yado me roya jaye?iS dunya k jhamele me padna hi bekar, Aaj SunDay he chalo jibhar k Soya jaye...!Happy SunDay...!
How do you express
How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"
A Fantastic ad in
A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...!
Student scared of
Student scared of a thrashing bcz of poor marks did not go home and joind royal challengers bangalore! Why??Bcz they dont beat anyone.
I saw six men
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.
Husband & wife are
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
College is for knowledge,
College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, Life is for wife, but wife is a knife which cuts your life, So never choose your wife in college life..
Hey, I just got
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
Life is really funny
Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:

Search SMS Messages

e.g. love, birthday, anniversary
Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry
lip kiss Aankhe affection akelapan arz kiya hai bachpan badnaam bahana BHABHI bharosa bhool birthday Bolo Busy Chandni chut DARU Deepak Dhadkan dhoka Dil tod diya duri Dushman fikar forget me galti Garmi God Bless you Gussa haldi Hasi hindu honeymoon Hum na rahe I hate u if I die intezar Jaan janam jarurat jeevan jhoot judaai kabil kajal Kamine kanjus khaas khamosh Khamoshi khubsurat khwahish kismat krishna ladai leave me alone life is beautiful love Maaf maut Mehndi Meri jaan Mohabbat Mubarak Mulakat Muskan Nafrat Naraz nashe nazar lag Nind PAGAL Pariwar Parwah Pooja Pyar Pyar mat karna rishta rishte rocking Rona roza sadi sagar Sawan Sukriya Tadap taj mahal tasveer Tera sath Tere bin THANDI trust me tum hi ho udas vishwas viswas wada waqt zindagi