************** Kya bindas

************** Kya bindas
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Jan, 14 2012     190 chars (2 sms)     1465 views       Funny

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Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking? .......Fathers day!
wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short “YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR
Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte
Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
Qu - What makes a man think about Candlelight Dinner?Ans - Power Failure
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!
One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG
Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Police officeExcuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owneAre you crazy? My dog can not even ride a bicycle.