************** Kya bindas

************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************

Jan, 14 2012 190 chars (2 sms) 1335 views Funny

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1 day u'll B srprisd

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Kabristhan ke cahaukidar

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American:Oh God

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if a wife cries

if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "

Log kehte h ki

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Patni=Suno ji

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Biology teacher-There

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Promise me v r

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Apki 'smile' ne

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Everyone says ''Behind

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Apni raah par

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