************** Kya bindas

************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************

Jan, 14 2012 190 chars (2 sms) 1410 views Funny

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Bazu-o-mein dum

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

Nurse: A beautiful

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

5 reasons why

5 reasons why I like u. 1-u r never boring. 2-u know how 2 bring a smile on my face. 3-u r always on my side 4-u r perfect 5-u r always fooled by me.

True Frnd is like

True Frnd is like a Pillow U can hug when ur in troublU can cry on wen ur in pain &U can embrace wen ur hapySo wen U need tru frnd,Spend Rs.50, Buy a pillow.

What is diff

What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple

Question: What happened

Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!

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% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % Kya Dekh rahe ho Machhar hai mar do...

Marriage is the alliance

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

To live a life, one

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expressions and many more mental qualities... Hats off to u bcoz u manage 2 live without them !!!

Why is Gandhiji smiling on

Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..

Medical shayri: When

Medical shayri: When you breathe,you respire Wah wah! When you breathe, you respire; Wah wah,kya baat hai When you don't breathe,you Expire...

Tere dar par sanam

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.

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