A small argument betwn

A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse

Jan, 13 2012 125 chars (1 sms) 925 views Funny

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whats d diff betwen

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The day you were

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Never run behind

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Police officeExcuse

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Great people talk

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Never think of the past

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If u see the moon

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