A small argument betwn

A small argument betwn
A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
  

Jan, 13 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     951 views       Funny

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What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple
Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.
What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
10% of road accidents r due to drunken driving Which makes it logical stmt dat 90% of accidents r due to driving without drinking!
HOW LUV CHANGES-B4 marriage:roses r red, violets r blue, u r beautiful, i luv u!After marriage:roses r dead, i'm blue, u get on my nerves, someday i'll kill u!
when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.