A small argument betwn

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A small argument betwn
A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
  
Jan, 13 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     916 views       Funny

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