Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

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Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Untrained intelligence

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

Happiness is the art

Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

Only put off

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

You canoutdistance

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Virtue is more

Virtue is more clearly shown in the performance of fire actions than in the non-preformance of base ones.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

When you ask

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

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