The majority of

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

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No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

Do not despair, not

Do not despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.

If you salute your

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

In loving, you lean

In loving, you lean on some one to hold him up.

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

What sunshine is

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

Are youreally listening..

Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?

He whois unable

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

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