The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

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Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Analysis kills spontaneity

Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.

Watching smal

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

Difficultiesare meant

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

How should the

How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

A happy home is

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

In God we

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Sweet is pleasure

Sweet is pleasure after pain

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