Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.

Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

The warexisting between the senses and reason.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.