Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Sometimes the man of action is the fellow who has just got both his feat in hot water.

There is no knowledge that is not power.

Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

To everyanswer you can find a new question.

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you willlive in torment if you don't trust enough.

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.