The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

I'm nota combative person. My long experience has taught me to resolve conflict byraising the issues before I or others burn their boats.

He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out