Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

Sayingnothing... sometimes says the most.

The greatest humiliation in life is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get.

Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.

Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.

Thecorrect strategy for Americans negotiating with Japanese or other foreignclients is a Japanese strategy:ask questions. When you think you understand, ask more questions. Carefullyfeel for pressure points.If an impasse is reached, don't pressure. Sugges