The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

Silenceis argument carried out by other means.