Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
  

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All thingsat first appear difficult.
What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.
Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.
What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.
My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.