Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

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Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Frustration is commonly the difference between what you would like to be and what you are willing to become what you would like to be.

Onlywhen all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.

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