Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

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I have oftenregretted

I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

A good listeneris not

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

I have never

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

Themore adaptability

Themore adaptability exists for a given kind of decision, the less risky it isto make plans for the future, and therefore the more likely it is that morepeople will make more plans in such areas.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Arbitrary power is

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are veryhard, very liable to be broken.

Due to circumstances

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.

Pleasure is by no

Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.

No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

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