Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
  

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As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.
Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.
Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.
Treatpeople as if they were, what they ought to be andyou help them become what they are capable of being.
Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.
Some people suffer in silence louder than others
Thereis no squabbling so violent as that between peoplewho accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same ideatomorrow.