Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
  

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.
The darkest hour has only 60 minutes
Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.
A man sits as many risks as he runs.
Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.
Better hazard than always be in fear.
Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.
Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.
Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.