Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
  

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A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted into energy,even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that can movethe world.
Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
Whenthere is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp
Between grief and nothing I will take Grief.
Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.
Real swaraj will come not by the acquisition of authority by a few but by the acquisition of capacity by all to resist authority when it is abused