Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

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Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. WE can only record its moods and chronicle their return.

Money is what things run into and people run out of

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.

You can be erudite with knowledge of others; you can be wise only with your wisdom.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

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