Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

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Men of genius

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

A wise man has

A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

Usenon-verbal communication to

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

There are three faithful

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

There are two

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

A happy family is

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

It's good to shut

It's good to shut up sometimes.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

He who hurriescannot

He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

When aman says that

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

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