Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
  

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Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.
Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.
Unselfishness is more paying,only people have not the patience to practice it.
Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
There is no knowledge that is not power.
The most successful man in the life is the man who has the best information.
Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
Laughter is shortest distance between two people.
Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.