The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

This dualityhas been reflected in classical as well as modern literature as reason versuspassion, or mind versus intuition. The split between the ‘conscious’ mind andthe ‘unconscious.’ There are moments in each of our lives when ourverbal-intellect sugges

Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

Quite often good things have hurtful consequnces. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or killed by their courage.

The art of life is the avoiding of pain.

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Malice drinketh its own poison.

Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the goodintentions of those who create it.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.