He whoangers you,

He whoangers you, conquers you.

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All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Imagination grows

Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.

We make our

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

In themiddle of

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

The basic building

The basic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

If you are distressed

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.

Every man is wanted;

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

Ninety-ninepercent

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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