He whoangers you,

He whoangers you,

He whoangers you, conquers you.

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If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Luck never mad a

Luck never mad a mad man wise

Extremiststhink communication

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

It is no profit to

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Artists can color

Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.

Whenyou cannot make

Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

Thereis no such

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

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