Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

Letevery eye negotiate for itself, and trust no agent.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

The fibers of all things have their tension and are strainedlike the strings of an instrument.

The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.