Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
Conscience is the frame of character, love is the covering for it.
Wecould never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.