Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Our distrust is

Our distrust is very expensive.

Knowledge is of

Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.

Keep inmind that

Keep inmind that the better you understand what you want and why you want it, thebetter your chances will be of acquiring it.

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Nobody everforgets

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

Win/winis an attitude

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

To everyanswer you

To everyanswer you can find a new question.

The roots of education

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most exquisite

The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.

To do what others

To do what others cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is genius.

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