Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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The greatest job

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

The more estimable

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

Thesearch for someone

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

If you arepatient

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

There are three faithful

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

Compromiseis never anything

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Conscientious men are,

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

There'sno need to

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

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