Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after while he gets to know something.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
Whateverfailures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies Ihave witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of actionwithout thought.
Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.
Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.
The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion
A man sits as many risks as he runs.
I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.
One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.
Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.