Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

Always the dullness

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

Power, however

Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

The basic building

The basic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

We do not err

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

At times, it is

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

He that can't

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.

A merefriend will

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

The greatest intelligence

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

I’mwillin’ for any solution —

I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

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