Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

Prejudice is a disease characterised by hardening of categories.

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