Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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You can't unscrambl

You can't unscramble an egg.

Tofight and conquer

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

Whilewe consider when

Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.

Nevermistake silence for

Nevermistake silence for agreement.

We thought, because

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

Habit: the shackles of the free

Habit: the shackles of the free

The cause of liberty

The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.

Don'tuse a lot where a

Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

It's notthe will to

It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.

The cliche that

The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.

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