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Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  
Jan, 21 2012     62 chars (1 sms)     1188 views       Quotes

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If youcould kick
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
If absolute power
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?
The deeper the
The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.
Neverforget the
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
There is nobody
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
When youcannot
When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.
Who digs a pit f
Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
True youth is a
True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.
Even a fish wouldn'
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Sometimesyou have to
Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.
Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
Never answer a
Never answer a letter while you are angry.

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