Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Every man has the

Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".

Mostpeople I ask little from.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

It is easier to discover

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.

Civilization has made the

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

Speak when you

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

Difficultiesare meant to

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

I’mwilling for any

I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

Power will intoxicate

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

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