Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Measurement of life

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

You can be erudite

You can be erudite with knowledge of others; you can be wise only with your wisdom.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Quarrelsend, but

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

Ifanyone is not

Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.

Wecould never learn

Wecould never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Themost dramatic conflicts

Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.

Drowning problems in

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

Skill inthe art of

Skill inthe art of communication is crucial to a leader's success. He can accomplishnothing unless he can communicate effectively.

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