Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Wherethe tongue

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Nostrength within,

Nostrength within, no respect without.

Can we do good to

Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.

you salute your

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Don't throwout the

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

The highest proof

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.

You're ina much

You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.

Talent alonewon't make

Talent alonewon't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the righttime, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'

I liketo listen. I

I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

Sometimesyou have

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

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