Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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We judge others

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

There isnothing so

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

He whois unable

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Theloftier the building

Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.

Chances happens to

Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

A man does not know

A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.

Buyingis cheaper than

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

Alexander's last wrds

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

No man everdid a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greater tohimself .

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