Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.
He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.
The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.
Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinksyou have.
Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?
A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.
Have adialogue between the two opposing parts and you will find that they alwaysstart out fighting each other until we come to an appreciation of difference... a oneness and integration of the two opposingforces. Then the civil war is finished, and your e
Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.