Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.
you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.
The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me,never say ‘I.’ And that's not because they have trainedthemselves not to say ‘I.’ They don't think ‘I.’ Theythink ‘we’; they think ‘team.’ They understand theirjob to be to make the team function. They
To beprepared is half the victory.
To believein something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.
Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.
Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.
Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.