Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

Worry is a circle

Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

All excellent things

All excellent things are as difficult as they are rare

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

An honest man's

An honest man's word is as good as his bond.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

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