Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Use softwords and hard arguments.

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Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

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We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

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