Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

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Life is no brief candle- it's a splendid torch!

All bravery stands upon comparisons.

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

Treatpeople as if they were, what they ought to be andyou help them become what they are capable of being.

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Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

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