Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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No manever did a

No manever did a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greaterto himself .

You've gotto know

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Arbitrary power is

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are veryhard, very liable to be broken.

Truth is strengthened

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

Listeningwell is as

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

If anenemy is

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Enthusiasm sees only

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

What isthe shortest

What isthe shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef? Answer: feedback. Don't forget that feedback isone of the essential elements of good communication.

Happiness is a choice that

Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

True, Heavenprohibits

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

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