Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

To everyanswer you can find a new question.

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves

Conflictcan destroy a team which hasn't spent time learning to deal with it.

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

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