Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Use softwords and hard

Use softwords and hard arguments.

The oldbelieve everything,

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

A man without imagination

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

He is poor indeed

He is poor indeed that can promise nothing.

A hero is no braver

A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer

When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

True youth is a

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

Nomatter how thin

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

To start blindly

To start blindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness,and will lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.

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