Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.
Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.
We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.
Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.
You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.
A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.