Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

All bravery stands upon comparisons.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Far better to think historically, to remember the lessonsof the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part ofthe knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be onewho knows that if you reserve the power not to