Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

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Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

No battle is more sorely lost that the one not fought

To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Cooperativeconflict builds people up, strengthens their relationships, and gets thingsdone.

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