Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

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Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

Conflictis neither good

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Every man has enough power left to carry out that of whichhe is convinced.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Theproblem with

Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Our faults irritate

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

Myfather said: you

Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.

It is much easier

It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.

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