People who invite

People who invite

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

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Nothing in life is

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

When people prophesy,

When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.

Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.

Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Conflictis inevitable

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

A matter that becomes

A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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