People who invite

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

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Nomatter how thin

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Patience is something

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

A happy home is

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

The most exquisite

The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.

Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Status symbols

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

Differentfields, different

Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Parents these days

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

Any child who has

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

Sincerity is impossible,

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

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