People who invite

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

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Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Sweet is pleasure

Sweet is pleasure after pain

Though patience be

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.

Folly is perennial and

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

There'sno point in

There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

The more estimable

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

They know enough

They know enough who know how to learn.

A fool shows

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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