Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

In Prayer it is better to have a Heart without Words than words without a Heart.

Experience keeps a dear school, but tools will learn in no other.