Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Our errors are steps on the way.

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.