Melancholy is the joy of being said.

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.

Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.

A teacher as a person is more important than a teacher as a technician. What he is has more effect than anything he does.

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.