The bird a nest,

The bird a nest,

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

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Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Honesty and Wisdom

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

Don'tstand by the

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

Our distrust is

Our distrust is very expensive.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

Most people suspended

Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.

Melancholy is the

Melancholy is the joy of being said.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

What is required

What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

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